Coloring Pages- Print out the page or pages that you like and color them....we will have coloring contests throughout the Gymkhana Season so get those crayons movin'. Just click on the one you want to open and print.
boy lying on a horses back.doc
boy running on a horse.doc
boy walking a horse.doc
circus lady on horse.doc
circus lady standing on horse.doc
cowboy roping a bull.doc
cowgirl riding a horse.doc
dog riding a horse.doc
girl brushing a horse.doc
girl riding a horse in the rain.doc
horse pulling a wagon.doc
Indian Girl on horseback.doc
Indian on cowboy.doc
Jockey on horseback.doc
soldiers horse.doc
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MVKC IS LOOKING FOR JOKES TO ADD... DO YOU HAVE ANY HORSE JOKES? EMAIL THEM TO US UNDER THE CONTACT US BUTTON AND WE WILL ADD THEM TO THE WEBSITE. MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE YOUR NAME AND AGE.
What do you do with a blue horse?
Cheer him up!
Why are horses lousy dancers?
They have 2 left feet.
What part of the horse has the most hair?
The outside of course!
How long should a horses legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground!
What's the quickest way to a mail a little horse?
Use the pony express.
What are the only animals to sleep with their shoes on?
Horses of course!
What do you call the horse next door?
Your NEIGH-bor
What kind of horses go out after dark? nightMARES
New Year's Resolutions for Horses - I CAN walk and poop at the same time. I can, I can, I can.
- I will NOT stop and poop or urinate every time I pass the same spot in the arena.
- I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.
- My stall is NOT my litter box. When I have free access to my paddock, I will NOT go back inside to pee.
- I will NOT roll in streams or try to roll when my human is on my back.
- I will NOT leap over large nonexistent obstacles when the whim strikes.
- I will NOT walk faster on the way home than I did on the way out.
- I promise NOT to swish my tail while my human is cleaning my back feet.
- I promise also NOT to choose that particular time to answer nature's call.
- I will NOT bite my furrier's butt just because it is there.
- I will NOT confuse my human's blond hair for really soft hay.
- I will NOT wipe green slime down the back of my human's white shirt.
- I will NOT blow my nose on my human.
- I will NOT try to mooch goodies off every human within a 1 mile radius.
- I will NOT lay totally flat out in my stall with my eyes glazed over and my legs straight out and pretend I can't hear my human frantically screaming "Are you asleep?"
- I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it is on.
- I will promise NEVER to dump the wheelbarrow of manure over while a human is mucking my stall.
- I will NOT grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to lead myself.
- I will NOT have an attitude problem. I won't, I won't, I won't!
- I will NOT pull my new shoes off the very next day just to prove that I can.
- I am neither a beaver nor a carpenter. I promise I won't eat or remodel the barn or the new fences.
- I WILL forgive my human for the very bad haircut, even though I look like a freak.
- I accept that not every carrot is for me.
- I will NOT do the Arab Teleport Trick when a bad/naughty/awful Horsasaurus Monster breathes at me.
- I will NOT jump in the air and turn 180 degrees every time I see a bicycle.
- I will understand that bicycles are NOT carnivorous.
- I will NOT shy at familiar objects just for fun.
- I will NOT bite the butt of the horse in front of me during the trail ride just to say "Hi".
- I WILL put my ears forward and cooperate when it comes to photos.
Submitted by Dick, Williamsport, MD.
Glossary of Horse Terms - Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.
- Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big trail ride.
- A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you’ve been to your favorite tack shop.
- Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on.
- Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off.
- Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes.
- Well Mannered: Hasn’t stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week.
- Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles.
- Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy.
- Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses when returning back to the barn.
- Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him.
- Colic: Gastro-intestinal result of eating at horse fair food stands.
- Colt: What your mare gives you when you want a filly.
- Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader.
- Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall.
- Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able".
- Endurance Ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you.
- Hives: What you get when receive the vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey.
- Hobbles: Walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse.
- Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.
- Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters.
- Light Cribber: We can’t afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs.
- Three Gaited Horse: A horse that… 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) falls.
Submitted by Dick, Williamsport, Md.